What's going on here? Some surprise big live announcement from Stellantis or nothing? We'll see in a few minutes ...

[Linda's Hell Cat]

Oh, you know?

It was a notification on YouTube for a live stream. Stellantis has a series of videos
https://electrek.co/2022/03/01/elec...trategy-to-become-carbon-neutral-by-2038/amp/

 

[vortecd]

5 pages about a video with a year. Just think if something was said in the video

 

[Paladin06]

Just more EV propganda most likely I'll be long gone by 2030 so WGAF.

 

[Paladin06]

This is much closer, except black stripes


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Hated it!!!

 

[HWDan]

5 pages about a video with a year. Just think if something was said in the video

This entire thread now identifies as a Seinfeld Episode.

 

[jroyk]

Back in the 90s early 2000s this stuff, corporatized gobbledygook speak which made people feel special or worth their bullshit inflated salaries, regardless of what the words were about, is one of the reasons I got out of big tech. Couldn't stop the corporate driven offshoring but I didnt have to participate.

Public education was as bad as any. Was forced to sit in on some of it. Tried not to participate.

 

[PaVaSteeler]

 

[ChargerChallenger]

Definition of Stellantis;

S adly
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[DavidKFla]

Stellantis wants to direct sell their cars just like Tesla.

Where is this bullshit headed?

 

[ChargerChallenger]

Stellantis wants to direct sell their cars just like Tesla.

Where is this bullshit headed?

Board room GREED to the max in our society more than ever before. Sadly the rich ass people are controlling companies and we as the consumer will have to suffer to enrich the ASS HATS who appease to the Greenies and Liberal Movement.

 

[DavidKFla]

Board room GREED to the max in our society more than ever before. Sadly the rich ass people are controlling companies and we as the consumer will have to suffer to enrich the ASS HATS who appease to the Greenies and Liberal Movement.

Starting to look like I'm going to keep and fix everything that I currently have. Screw them.

 

[Paladin06]

Stellantis wants to direct sell their cars just like Tesla.

Where is this bullshit headed?

Well it would eliminate dealer markups.

 

[Paladin06]

Starting to look like I'm going to keep and fix everything that I currently have. Screw them.

And join me in buying an old school MoPar😉.

 

[DavidKFla]

Well it would eliminate dealer markups.

I doubt that it's going to reduce the price. Just eliminate local jobs.

 

[DavidKFla]

And join me in buying an old school MoPar😉.

My wrenching days are over. Close up vision sucks and I've lost my desire.

But, maybe a restomod.

 

[MikeD1]

Powered by our diversity, Stellantis leads the way the world moves by delivering innovative, clean, safe and affordable mobility solutions.

This single statement alone, out of the 2 pages of BS corporate doublespeak, is enough to keep me from buying anything from them ever again

Back in the 90s early 2000s this stuff, corporatized gobbledygook speak which made people feel special or worth their bullshit inflated salaries, regardless of what the words were about, is one of the reasons I got out of big tech. Couldn't stop the corporate driven offshoring but I didnt have to participate.

Yeah, I got sick of it as well & let them 'manage me out' (IBM speak for firing those unwilling to follow the corp line or actually ask questions).
Had not planned to retire that early and retiring into a recession was not the best position to be in, but I don't regret sparing myself 2 or 3 more years of their BS, woke, diversity nonsense.

 

[DavidKFla]

This single statement alone, out of the 2 pages of BS corporate doublespeak, is enough to keep me from buying anything from them ever again




Yeah, I got sick of it as well & let them 'manage me out' (IBM speak for firing those unwilling to follow the corp line or actually ask questions).
Had not planned to retire that early and retiring into a recession was not the best position to be in, but I don't regret sparing myself 2 or 3 more years of their BS, woke, diversity nonsense.

I'm unemployable. Can't take the bullshit.

 

[jroyk]

This single statement alone, out of the 2 pages of BS corporate doublespeak, is enough to keep me from buying anything from them ever again




Yeah, I got sick of it as well & let them 'manage me out' (IBM speak for firing those unwilling to follow the corp line or actually ask questions).
Had not planned to retire that early and retiring into a recession was not the best position to be in, but I don't regret sparing myself 2 or 3 more years of their BS, woke, diversity nonsense.

I sure as Hell don’t want my “mobility solution” powered by diversity.

 

[Mike L.]

Well it would eliminate dealer markups.

Warranty and service would become a cluster-f..k

 

[Geerhed]

You mean us. We’ll both be 77 on that date.

haha...ya old guys...only be 74 here!!!